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FRIDAY
00:39
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Here is a list of things that burn less on a friday:
my ass,
my ass,
my ass,
it's short, but it's butt
and it's big
except on a thursday,
which is a thing, it's less than a friday,
but it's not a friday.
its just a friday ass-bleed, it's just a friday ass-bleed
oh, and boy it hurts! oh boy it does! and no one knows about it!
no one knows about it, but
no one, no one asks
in the winter, in the summer, no one knows about my ass burns,
ass burns go down a bee in my butt yeah on a friday oh friday goin
down on my butt yeah soccer friday
its a friday
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GENTLE SQUEEZE
01:03
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aw yo everybody up and down
left and right all at the same time
go everywhere its time to party
inside the house everybody down
everybody up n down and side
o a
rub me
rub me good
shake me
shake me like a snake
make me around
make me around the ass snake
and the barbecue oh it hurts,
it hurts much more but
thank god the feelins went away
like the holy unholy time time to live, time to shake
up to the side, to the side, to the other side
drivin all around, all around that gentle squix
squid in the sea, well i haven't seen since stevie came to town
came to town inside my eyes no mo
(lslsreielsrlurslthatssaaasdutseeedaoaoeeeruuhuuhuhaAYYYhuuhuhuhooHOOHAuhuhohhuhAYYYyahohyAYYY)
and now i cant see, noah cause im blind
and im blind inside, but no one understands why
no one understands why
cuz they dont know about the pain goin inside my body
because they dont live at home with me
they dont live with me
they live outside
they live outisde
they live outside no one knows about me inside the mall
cuz theyre dead and gone
a
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3. |
GROCY LIFT
01:13
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grocery list:
the busca rama el rino de vistas mu justice the why todays estos costa charane andreas si questa nos ojarapors diamana rella por el diablo mana
testa questa, pa da desta besa da quazasraba african espra en a ocha losta jesus la madra ar laslos dos de pasta JRESUS aaaa ena enta corslas
pena hasa da my name delarosta el saborano a mayonnaise de ros
de blasta nasta basta el rana roma coma de saborana pana ma
greenieyonsas se rosta coma
el rosta semostas
everyboduy knowws how to "molesta-la-brestas"
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4. |
ZEP ZEPPELIN
01:26
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oh mama, ooooh daddy, treat me rite
oooh grandma, ooooh grandpa, treat me leeeft
damn girl, shake that shake that,
damn girl, shake that shake that,
you dont understand how hard it is to get a tan
if youre a mexican, or a puerto rican, in the winter
shitting in the summer
with the smith, with the willy smith
and the beach is still,
warm and hot
and you dont understand,
how is it be a caribbean
its comin
no one understand,
how this trevors really gay
cuz it moves mommas ass, uuuuu
into the next warp zone,
mario 64,
and now its 65,
ways to die,
on spike tv, and
on demaaaaaand, malfunctiooooooon,
no one un dstaaaand, yyy yew exploodiiiin, into a notha
into anotha dimension
its gonna defuse right, into yo, eyelids in summa--
you dont understand,
how is it be a caribbean
its comin
no one understand,
how this trevors really gay
cuz it moves mommas ass, uuuuu
into the next warp zone,
mario 64,
and now its 65,
ways to die,
on spike tv,
and on demaaaaaand, malfunctiooooooon,
no one un dstaaaand, yyy yew exploodiiiin, into a notha
into anotha dimension
its gonna defuse right, into yo, eyelids in summa
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6. |
APPLEBOTTOM TREE
01:04
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"save the earth!"
nah, bitch.
i save myself,
ina plastic ziplock cock
bigger than
jupiter or saturn
but, not uranus
cause it's big, not black, but fat
and rapin' wind
thirsty teen, drink em up
stop the black on white crime in texas land, just
send ebola back and then
into the, western states,
where it's illegal to
masturbate but you gonna go
and shoot yoself, na bitch,
you gonna shoot somebody else
(the walls are made of brick)
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7. |
ALLIGATOR SWAN
01:43
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dennis song:
my name is dennis and i like bears
i went to a party when i drink bears
theres bears in my vodka and bears in my body
i choke on my tongue every morning when it gets swollen
because my mouth is dry
my mouth is dry in the morning
i wanna go touch some ladies
i wanna touch some ladies in there poopoos
i shove them tag and they run away
i dont know why the ladies they run away from me
my mommy use to tell me that i was pretty until she died
she got hit by a trainsnake
she got hit by a trrainsnake and its really bad cause she was living everywhere
she was living everywhere and she got the trainsnake treatment
dont want no ladies runin from me
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8. |
BEST YET
01:06
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its your favorite song but you dont even know what goes on inside
it would make you want to kill yourself but you wouldn't die
because the spirit of the last one hero he keeps you alive
he cleans your tacos and he cleans your apple
and if it wasnt for him there would be no christmas
and i shouldn't have bent him
cause he jumped over the barbed wire, and now steps down
into my
into my
into my united states
but i run much faster than him
no i dont
cause my team color don't get him anywhere
his race is much faster than he can
dodge a bullet from the racist man with a gun
and he aint even know why man
now you know the story of his life
in the store you go to everyday
which is a gaygaygaygay
and no one knows because the hypocrite
keeps you from knowin bout the government
bout the government inside
inside of your life
inside of your life
inside of your life but you cant keep it alive you keep it a live
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9. |
PIXIE BEITH A VALVA
00:51
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me of made has world the what look
head this through run that things these all
else anything of think me help
say to else anything of think cant i
hole own your dig you
hole own his digs he
way this got it how wonders he air the in screaming
capsule the in powder the to everything losing
doesn't he what taste to has he what risking
Nick, A, Is, Fairy
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10. |
WOODY
01:33
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god damnit mom, i'm a 15 year old boy, what do you expect
what, do you not want me to do the things that make me grow up to be a man?
the priest at the church, told me to not touch my woody
but its not my fault that it feels good in the microwave
the way it burns and grows into a grapefruit
lets hope mom doesn't walk in on me again,
but moms gotta be the #1 pornstar in the sky
tits lookin like the moon
i don't even wanna know what the son's lookin like
oh wait i am the son
but look at the way she cummin in the way
in a bad way, in a gross way, "that" way, you want it to be the way
but its gonna be good for every other 15 year old boy and girl out there
not me, not me, not me,
because i'm cursed
with this mother
who's a porn star,
and everybody wants her
but not me,
because i'm just 15 and its not my fault
that the internet porn is free
it's free for you and me
but nobody else
my mom's gotta be the #1 pornstar in the sky
look into the moon, gonna die
when i think about my son in mysterious ways, in a bad way,
in a gay way, unless my dick in my mac computer,
get a virus
at the same time got that
cancer dick
and its walkin around the city of LA
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PANK HANK
01:14
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gas powered stove
it ready to go
pancakes on deck
time to make that bet
bet on the horse race faster than a man
but then more time to spend with the family
but not your friends
hope they die
hope they cry when you chop up their eyes
and their necks
in the sewer drain
so you can shower with their blood tonight
on your hair body it just feels all right
cuz that white and you
only haven't had sex in one time of the year
and you dont remember if you still got a dick
oh shit there it is, look at
it looks good no i'm lyin cause its old and grey
what happened to all the good days
with them sweet hookers who would do anything to ya
if you pay, but you aint got no money
but yo parents got you every day
every day
so your peepee could be all happy
and your life could be grand
and it gonna be all perfect
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12. |
ANITA THEORY
02:20
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i feel a little black and white
with the 50's in my sight
where the pubic hair, it was oh so long
and nobody knew how to wear a thong
let me tell you something bout the doobily boo
he got a little somethin on his penguin stew
he make a soup out of your children too
and he touch ya gramps where he sleep with you
and everybody knew the bigfoot
was so hairy in the sky
and everybody knew how to make me,
a fine old pumpkin pie
nobody was covered in cheese
and everybody knew how to get the aids off these
a diddly dee-dee dee-deez nuts
help me out this ditch i'm stuck in a rut
my uncle used to play with his nut in my butt
and now ive been in counseling every day
and now i got problems and i think i'm gay (you gay)
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13. |
SOLAR STORMS
01:02
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this song goes out to all the kids that didn't survive warped tour this year
i know you really wanted to go but tickets were really expensive
who's there to blame? the government
i want to save my hometown from all of the solar flares
lets be nice to every puppy
and nice to every bear
i used to be all nice
chillin in the hot sun
and maybe we can go on a bicycle race
and dress up like dinosaurs
and hit the town tonight
with all of my friends in sight
singin along to our favorite band korn
and we go outside
after the storm
i hope mom bought me cereal
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14. |
ZIP POE
02:07
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yo its a party in my tummy
smellin type bummy
go out and fuck a bunny
oughta take a shower
but the flower tastin yummy
chew dat bubble gummy
20 bitches in a box
insurance tryin to run me up a wall
drivin to the mall
shoot it up go to jail
shit on the walls
the cops dont want me no more
guess i dont belong
cause this dong 1 inch long, thats wrong
two inches from the ground
send the bitches to the pound
go around the town
the boys tellin me
that i aint got a pickle in the cherry seat
reese witherspoon she a bitch
i moved on, got up, and packed my shit
now
i'm with charles manson chillin up in the mansion
drinkin that 12%
ight bet, penile expansion
i'm a father and a grandson
yo mama say im handsome
yo mama say im handsome
whos goin over there
by the set of stairs
in their underwear
and goin to the fair
that you saw on a big-ass sign
you know i love the smell of pine
only on christmas day
and it reminds me of the gays
the gays, the gays, its the gays they're everywhere
jumpin over a gay they're gonna kill me right now
they're gonna tell my momma that i didnt come home for thanksgiving
and it was just a clone from the future
i'm with charles manson chillin up in the mansion
drinkin that 12%
ight bet, penile expansion
i'm a father and a grandson
yo mama say im handsome
yo mama say im handsome
(whos goin over there)
(by the set of stairs)
(in their underwear)
(and goin to the fair)
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15. |
JELLYBEAN DILLEMA
02:02
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my doctor told me
to lay off of the snacks
but he didnt tell me that his wife wasn't
on the list
even the lobster man with no hands
can agree
upon how many times he saw her wife down
by the sea
when you travelin on a boat and
you travelin on the river
and you know that pussy good
when it sound like mac n' cheese
and you know that pussy good
when it smell like antifreeze
you crash into the winter bridge
to save all of the amish kids
from the danger of your own health
of the aids land, but not the lego land
but more like the san diego sand
release the spirits of the dead bug pile
butt the magic man may take a while
to go back to paying you off
until a little bit of the leavin of the true
and frees the forest
and sell the walmart to you
and me
and you know that pussy good
when it sound like mac n' cheese
and you know that pussy good
when it smell like antifreeze
uh huh no
its only tighter when your broken
and its only brighter when its light is white
and you're only fakin it when your token
and you're always shakin' at the sight
and it stays cleaner in the summer
it only hurts when you pee
oh it burns
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16. |
SWEET JUICRY LAKE WATER
00:07
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Monster man from the river told me to expire
but his sweet juices tell me otherwise
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17. |
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???
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????i drank too much fingernail polish this morning
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18. |
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burned to perfection
them germans got the ovens nice and hot
crispy little creatures
ufo huntin on the top
what was they doin
and what did they find
who really killed him and why
why did it slice and choke into the other hole room
which is cold but it flies
i promise though
cant tell the president
about this one
thats why he dead
but the new one
and not the old one
dont want no hate
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19. |
FINGER GAMES
01:19
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my uncle used to play finger games with my bunghole
(my butthole)
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20. |
WHATEVER YOU WONK
02:19
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take ya makeup off
take ya makeup off baby
take ya makeup off
take ya makeup off baby
how many times must i willy before i start to wonka?
can i be a big boy and drive me a tonka?
off a cliff
into a ditch
like you did to your friends at age 8
wasn't me, too bad, but it would gay 'em fast
take ya makeup off
take ya makeup off baby
take ya makeup off
take ya makeup off baby
except before, maybe i wont
go to, maybe
i'm a poo poo
in a toilet full of my dreams
so you can't flush away, the toilets clogged
with your bullshit, your lies
livin' in a butt, they seem just
so damn damn damn fine and real
so damn damn fine and real
i try and break the steel
cause its free
on the 70
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I walked the line, the line I choose
I see the people in front of me
I climbed the wall, the wall of news
I watched them show the tragedy
If you were me could you defend
The given rights to all the men?
Let's fuck the world with all its trend
They say it's all about to end
They say it's all about to end
They say, they say
There's a prison that's gone but the fear lives on
I watched you walking on the dotted line
Maybe you don't see what's in front of me
Maybe you won't stand the test of time
For we live in sin, for we will win
I watched the president kiss his family
For we live in sin, for we will win
I watched the president fuck society
If you were me could you defend
The given rights to all the men?
Let's fuck the world with all its trend
They say it's all about to end
They say it's all about to end
They say, they say
I fall in love with the old times
I never mention my own mind
Let's fuck the world with all its trend
Thank God, it's all about to end
They say it's all about to end
They say, they say
They say, they say
They say it's all about to end
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